The Beard Got Weird

Goodbye my fuzzy friend.

I've been growing my beard for about four months.  But yesterday I was looking in the mirror and decided, "Huh. The beard is getting weird."

I stood in the shower with some clippers and decided to take it off.

I kind of began to miss it as the day went on.  My face felt naked and cold.  When my wife saw it, she kept doing double takes like she didn't recognize me.

But everybody also said I look younger and thinner having shaved it off.  So let this be a lesson to you bearded guys,  Maybe it's time to "Shave it off, shave-shave-shave it off." (sung to a Taylor Swift song of course)