Just Say No – Part II
What is going on in Florida? Why all the crazy nakedness lately?
Earlier this week we had a story about a naked guy that molested a tree and claimed to be Thor the Greek Thunder God.
Now this...A man was driving around Gainesville, Florida, on Tuesday afternoon when he saw Ganzo Haynes walking naked on the side of the road. The man graciously stopped to offer Haynes some clothes, but when he reached into his car to grab a few clothes, Haynes allegedly put him in a chokehold and told him to hand over his keys. After he forced the man to the ground, however, Haynes mysteriously recanted his request and ran away. When police caught up to him, Haynes told officers he was naked because he’d been drinking (wait, no, really?), and that he only attacked the victim after he unbuckled his own pants (somewhere in between the two stories, is the weird truth).
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