Irish Drinking Toasts

If you're going to be drinking like the Irish, might as well toast like the Irish too!

Here are some of my favorite Irish Drinking Toasts:

May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each others arms.
If you must steal, steal kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends.

 

May you...
Work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-one is watching,
and drink like a true Irishman.

 

 

For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.

 

God invented whiskey so the Irish

wouldn't rule the world!

 

Here’s to you and yours,
And to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
Across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!