I Didn’t Win the Lottery!

$524.1 Million!  I was counting on that money.  Now, you're telling me I didn't win?  Say what??

Half a Billion (with a B) dollars, and I got nothing... nada... bumpkin!  My mind was racing with boats, houses, cars, retirement, uggghhhhh!  This is the first time in 20 years I bought a ticket.  Carly and I got together with some of the other radio stations in the building and created an office pool.  This allowed our $10 each to give us 145 different shots at it.  Hello!  We're more than happy to share our hundreds of millions.

In case you missed it, the winning numbers were 2, 11, 47, 62, and 63.  The Powerball was 17.  ABC claims there were no winners.  Saturday's Powerball Lottery jackpot could hit $675 million.

In the meantime it's back to work... in the same ole car, no boat, no house, and definitely no telling the boss off.