Dogs Bad For Romance

Here's why your dog is the worst thing for your romantic life...

I know, I know... she's loyal, loving, and so dang cute.  But sometimes, when you're ready to get busy... she just flat out makes it awkward!  Elite Daily got it right with this one.

My Bed Is Her Bed - Your dog has no problem jumping aboard when something's going down.  Not sure if they think you're getting injured or playing... but they're right there for all the action!

She Always Needs To Go - Just when things are getting good, she starts in with the "I gotta pee dance" where she's whining, looking back and forth at the door and me... aye aye aye!

Lint Roller - Bed's covered in dog hair.  No matter how much you clean it... there's always a fresh layer of golden fur.

Crotch Sniffing - That's always romantic when you bring someone over.

Moan, Howl, Moan, Howl - The dog responds to moans with a howl of their own.

Don't You Judge Me - Why do they always have that look?

Copy Cat - My dog grabs her favorite stuffed animal and starts in herself.