According to a retired lawmaker, a naked man was detained on an Alaska Airlines flight. Why was he nude? We have theories.

We don't know much, but here's what we've got. Monday night, a man was seen running from the front of the plane to the back yelling, on a flight from Seattle to Anchorage. Sources say the man was nude, was taken into custody, and the flight landed without issue. Upon landing, the man was transported to a local hospital.

So, why was he naked? It's uncommon for one to be sans clothes on a flight, so what gives? Here's what we think:

 

It Was Really Hot

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Planes are always hot. Those crappy little fans above your head only seem to blow hot air right into your eyeballs, so disrobing actually makes sense here.

 

 

He's A Body Builder

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Perhaps the man was on the way to a fitness competition and he simply wanted to show off his stunning physique? Probably not the right place to do it, but it would explain a lot.

 

 

Aliens

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What else could cause a man to strip down to his birthday suit and scream bloody murder? Alien mind control. No word yet on if the suspect was probed or not.