Why I LOVE Diet Mountain Dew

Time to answer your email!  Today I explain what happened to my meme of the day, and then wash it down with a cold Diet Dew.

Dear Randy,

First of all I love you and Alana in the morning!  You guys make my drive to Eagle each day a lot better.  I loved your meme yesterday about Uranus. I laughed all day!  Why isn’t there a meme today?  Getting lazy?  j/k!

Love ya!

J.B.

Hi J.B.!

Thank you for listening to the show each morning. You are the whole reason we do what we do.  As for the meme, sadly, yesterday was the final one you’ll find on wow1043.com.  The interweb nerds experts at the WOW mothership looked through piles and piles of research and decided that people don’t want to see wacky pictures of DJs.  What people want are carefully crafted, original works of literature.  So with those new marching orders, I present the following 154 word essay on my love of drinking Diet Mountain Dew in the Treasure Valley.

The other day I was driving past Sleep Country wondering to myself, “Why WOULD you buy a mattress anywhere else?” (DING!)   Suddenly, I found myself consumed with a thirst that such deep thoughts often bring on.  So I pulled into the closest convenience store and bought not one, but TWO Diet Mountain Dew bottled beverages.  I quickly slammed one, feeling the cold caffeine coursing through my veins.  Temporarily satiated, I returned to my deep thoughts.  I realized how much I really love Diet Mountain Dew.  It keeps you cool on those hot days when you’re walking down the greenbelt.  It keeps you pumped up when you’re taking in a game at BSU.  It’s a magical elixir in a green and silver can.  Most importantly, it fuels me (along with a hot cup of coffee from the Human Bean – DING!) each morning so I can get up and hopefully put a smile on your face.

What is your favorite beverage that helps you think deep thoughts?  Leave a comment below!  And if you have a question, write to me at Randy@wow1043.com and put “Dear Randy” in the subject line.