Playing Hookie? Don’t Use These Excuses

CareerBuilder has released the 10 “Most Unbelievable Excuses for Calling in Sick.”

So if you're planning to skip work to extend your weekend, do me a favor and don't use these terrible excuses, which have been used....really.

1. I just put a casserole in the oven.

2. My plastic surgery needed some “tweaking” to get it just right.

3. I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood, up I fell and broke my ankle.

4. I had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.

5. I woke up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.

6. I had a “lucky night” and didn’t know where I was.

7. I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn’t get out.

8. I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically.

9. I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.

10. I accidentally got on a plane.

Do you have a good excuse??? Comment below.