Idaho Chooses the Worst Jellybean Flavor Because We Are Masochists
There are literally hundreds of jellybean flavors to choose from. So why did Idaho pick one of the worst ones as our favorite?
In Idaho, we enjoy the finer things in life. The outdoors. Good food. Helping our neighbor. We also enjoy the hands-down worst jellybean flavor on Earth for reasons I cannot explain at this time.
Candystore.com compiled a 'Favorite Jellybean Flavor in Every State' list, and somehow came to the conclusion that Idahoans are self-loathing pain machines who only like the worst jellybean flavor there is. Before we move forward, let's establish the best jellybean flavors:
- Cotton Candy
- Root Beer
Those are the best ones. This is not up for debate. Last year's most-hated flavor was actually black licorice, which we can all agree tastes like a urinal cake. Idaho avoided that one. But our chose wasn't much better.
Idaho's favorite jellybean flavor is orange.
Ew. Like, why? With a plethora of fantastical flavors to choose from, why did we land on orange? That shouldn't even be a flavor that exists. Orange you glad we didn't choose black licorice though?