Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines – EVER!

OK - there are pick up lines - and there are CHEESY pick up lines! Check out some of the ones that have been tried on people at various hot spots around town.

• Hi, my name's Right... Mr. Right.
• I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
• I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
• Hey, did you fart? Because you just blew me away!  (What? The? Hell?)
• I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to notify you that I noticed you, too.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Are you Jamaican? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy.
• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!
• Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten-I-see.
• My last name is "Visa," because I'm everywhere you want to be!
• You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.
• My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
• I've seen you at the grocery store, baby; you're always in the same isles as the sugar, 'cause you're so sweet.
• Okay, I'm here, what's your next wish?
• You're so sweet, you give me a toothache.
• You never got a second chance to make a first impression.

I'm sure we missed a few...so go ahead and add your own!

Source: Albright-O'Malley-Brenner